menofswag:

Kellan Lutz

HI SIR

menofswag:

Kellan Lutz

HI SIR

Top Gun & Archer - Part II

minxiekitten:

raubbenhood:

Disneyworld needs to make a rollercoaster based off of the ride Yzma and Kronk take to the lair. When the ride starts, Yzma’s voice yells “pull the lever, Kronk!” and the ride starts to move backwards so she yells “wrong lever!” and it shoots you forward.

WHY IS THIS NOT HAPPENING?!

buttastic:

in an effort to be more inclusive of different bodies I suggest we stop considering “real sex” to be penetrative sex and start considering it to be the moment the fursuit is introduced

near-quaad:

do u ever go to unfollow someone but then u see some rly good posts and u just kind of 

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you can stay

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for now

imp3rfectious:

distimiya:

don’t let tumblr make you believe that

-smoking is cool

-being a narcissistic bitch is acceptable

-trusting nobody is healthy

-starving yourself will make you beautiful

-hating everybody is okay

- that working hard for grades isn’t worth the time

- that having mental health condition is a perk

- that self harm should be romanticized

- that abusive and codependent relationships are cute

- that not being in a minority makes you any less of a person

merasmus:

thanks scoob

My girl wants me to make her scream in bed. Any tips?
Anonymous

moshturbate:

pull a gun on her